Sunday, June 28, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Q: Why do we lift our hands?
More than fifty times in the Psalms the word Towdah or Yadah is translated “praise” which means to extend the hands in praise. The raising of hands is done to express adoration and worship to God, and is also a sign of surrender to His will.
Reference: Psalm 63:4 :: 1 Timothy 2:8
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
ne Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there.
After the young man of seven had stood there for some time, the pastor walked up beside him and said quietly, "Good morning, son."
"Good morning, Pastor," replied the youngster, not taking his eyes off the plaque. "Can I ask you, Sir, why are all these names listed on here?"
"Well, son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together, staring up at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, Sir, the 8:30 or the 10?
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Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Heavenly Voice MailCategory : Heaven and Hell Jokes
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
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For all other languages, press 3
Please select one of the following options:
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Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others
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If you would like to speak to:
God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3
To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter his social security # followed by the pound sign.
(If you receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666)
For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3 16.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.
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The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
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Thank you and have a heavenly day.
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Sunday, June 07, 2009
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Today is Darrian's Kindergarten graduation at 8:30 am and then he is having a class party. After this I have an ENT appt. I have had some ear trouble in recent years and my doctor has referred me up here finally. So I will be gone all day just as I have been gone all day most of the week.
My daughter is going to do much volunteer work at our church this summer and we may be doing some together so it looks like the summer got even busier.
Me and a few of my friends are going to join another Bible study so that should be fun. It never hurts to have these groups in abundance. I think one is going to be on Beth Moore's Esther Bible study. This one I have heard from many of you in blogland is an awesome study.
On top of all this I have 2 kids starting pre football work and one kid sailing and bowling lessons. Also the two boys are going to camp defy which is like a Dare program for the summer.
Back to school by July 31.
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